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Vol 710 - July 09, 2008 - Things That Are Difficult to say When Drunk
Twice weekly E-letter - StrangeCosmos.com - --------------------- NEW! - MySpace Members - Please NOTE that we have just added a TAB on each Joke Page and Image Page that NOW Makes it Easy for you to add "Strange" Items to your Individual MySpace pages! Just CLICK on the Bottom Right MySpace ICON! It's Quick & Easy! ------------------------ Are you ready to review the Best Humor, Coolest Pix and Political Parody on the Internet? Get ready to jump into something "Strange!" http://www.strangecosmos.com/index.html ================================== Strange "I'm Not Very Bright" Quotes I don't necessarily agree with everything I say. - Marshall McLuhan I never know how much of what I say is true. - Bette Midler I have nothing intelligent to say. - Meg Tilly, when approached by a TV reporter asking questions on her way into the 1997 Oscar ceremonies. I am not denying anything I did not say. -Brian Mulrooney I really didn't say everything I said. - Yogi Berra I'm a meathead. I can't help it, man. You've got smart people and you've got dumb people. - Keanu Reeves My movies were the kind they show in prisons and airplanes, because nobody can leave. -Burt Reynolds I'm no actor, and I have sixty-four pictures to prove it. - Victor Mature Of all the things I've ever lost I miss my mind the most. - Steven Tyler ================================== Today's Featured Humor : -) - -Things That Are Difficult to say When Drunk THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK Indubitably Innovative Preliminary Proliferation Cinnamon THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK Specificity British Constitution Passive-aggressive disorder Loquacious Transubstantiate THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK "Thanks, but I don't want to have sex" "Nope, no more booze for me" "Sorry, but you're not really my type" "Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?" 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