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Silly Riddles
1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
* Unique Up On It.
2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
* Tame Way.
3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?
* They Take The Psycho Path
4. How Do You Get Holy Water?
* You Boil The Hell Out Of It
5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
* Dam!
6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?
* Polaroid's
7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
* A Stick
8. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
* Nacho Cheese.
9. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
* Subordinate Clauses.
10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
* Quattro Sinko.
11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?
* Spoiled Milk.
12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?
* Frostbite.
13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
* A Nervous Wreck.
14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
* Anyone Can Roast Beef.
15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
* Right Where You Left Him.
16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
* Because They Have Big Fingers.
17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
* Because It Scares The Dog.
18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
* Sanka.
19. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover?
* The Location Of The Dirt Bag.
20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?
* Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.
21. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?
* A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang! A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.
22. How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same?
* Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer
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