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Are You a Redneck or a Yankee?
TEST YOUR SOUTHERNISM
This test really can't be cheated on... either you know the answers or you don't.
One Yankee only mustered a 2 or 3, whereas the natives typically score around 20+. If you score over 50, you should be living in a trailer park with the Trans Am up on blocks!
Score three points per correct answer. You're given one point to start. Answers follow below, so don't peek.....
1) How many Vienna Sausages are in a can?
2) What was the number and color of Richard Petty's cars?
3) Bill Dance is good at what?
4) What university does Bill Dance root for?
5) Where did Herschel Walker play (college) football?
6) Afterboiling peanuts for an hour you have what?
7) In cubic inches, how big is the smallest 1966 GM small-block V8?
8) A Cajun is likely to speak what furrin' language?
9) What is a chigger?
10) What is scrapple?
11) Where is "The Redneck Riviera"?
12) What's that fuzzy stuff hanging off the oak trees?
13) What follows logically? Johnson, Mercury, ________.
14) What's the common name for a bowfin?
15) If you mated a heifer and a steer, what would you get?
16) Who sang "Your Cheatin' Heart"?
17) What are grits made out of?
18) Who was nicknamed "The Bear"
19) Why is the Blue Ridge blue?
20) What did The Baldwin Sisters make?
21) Who was Andy Taylor's love interest?
22) What are the radio station call letters that carries "The Grand Ol' Opry"?
23) Where would you find Vidalia County?
24) What sport requires 3 legs and a rope?
25) What instrument did Bill Monroe play?(typically)
26) How many strings on a banjo? (two possible answers)
27) When you argue with a fool, what is he doing?
28) What is a scuppernong?
29) Do you want the goats to get into the kudzu?
30) Why do you want to eat "high on the hog"?
31) What color is a John Deere?
32) What do you call the offspring of a mule?
33) What will you harvest when you plant "shade"?
Official Answers:
1) How many Vienna Sausages are in a can?
1) 7
2) What was the number and color of Richard Petty's cars?
2) 43, red and blue
3) Bill Dance is good at what?
3) Fishin'
4) What university does Bill Dance root for?
4) University of Tennessee
5) Where did Herschel Walker play (college) football?
5) University of Georgia
6) Afterboiling peanuts for an hour you have what?
6) Hard peanuts
7) In cubic inches, how big is the smallest 1966 GM small-block V8?
7) 283
8) A Cajun is likely to speak what furrin' language?
8) French
9) What is a chigger?
9) A red bug (small parasite)
10) What is scrapple?
10) A sausage-like loaf made out of pig parts
11) Where is "The Redneck Riviera"?
11) Panama City, FL
12) What's that fuzzy stuff hanging off the oak trees?
12) Spanish moss
13) What follows logically? Johnson, Mercury, ________.
13) Evinrude
14) What's the common name for a bowfin?
14) Mudfish
15) If you mated a heifer and a steer, what would you get?
15) Nothing. A steer has been castrated.
16) Who sang "Your Cheatin' Heart"?
16) Hank Williams
17) What are grits made out of?
17) Corn
18) Who was nicknamed "The Bear"
18) Paul Bryant
19) Why is the Blue Ridge blue?
19) Because of the pollen
20) What did The Baldwin Sisters make?
20) "The Recipe"
21) Who was Andy Taylor's love interest?
21) Helen
22) What are the radio station call letters that carries "The Grand Ol' Opry"?
22) WSM
23) Where would you find Vidalia County?
23) Georgia
24) What sport requires 3 legs and a rope?
24) Calf roping
25) What instrument did Bill Monroe play?(typically)
25) Mandolin
26) How many strings on a banjo? (two possible answers)
26) 5
27) When you argue with a fool, what is he doing?
27) The same thing
28) What is a scuppernong?
28) A wild grape
29) Do you want the goats to get into the kudzu?
29) Yes
30) Why do you want to eat "high on the hog"?
30) Because that's where the better cuts of meat are. Rich folks live high on the hog.
31) What color is a John Deere?
31) Green
32) What do you call the offspring of a mule?
32) Another trick animal husbandry question. Mules are generally sterile.
33) What will you harvest when you plant "shade"?
33) Tobacco
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